Iain:

Everett Bogue is starting to get to me.

Mike:

I knew it was only a matter of time. Are you now aiming to become an $80 a day “superhuman”?

Iain:

He’s so irritating!

Mike:

Irritatingly awesome?

Iain:

It’s like he almost gets it right every time. But not quite. And annoys me while he’s at it!

Mike:

I think you should make love to him, Iain. Just get that animosity and frustration right out in one session of man-on-superhuman lovin’.

Iain:

I don’t know that I’d be able to survive his super-human sex.

Mike:

Only because you wouldn’t let yourself, Iain. Evolve into a superhuman like him. Throw off the chains of security and embrace yourself!

Iain:

Okay. Selling my house, keeping <50 items and off travelling to *everywhere* tomorrow.

Mike:

>wells up< I have never been as proud of you as I am at this moment.