December 2010
2 posts
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Amy Pond
Mike: So the Doctor Who Christmas Special was shit…
Don: The girl who plays Amy Pond was in Johnny Foxes on Christmas night.
Mike: Did you try to pull her?
Don: I screamed “AMY POND!” at her because I don’t know her real name.
Mike: You know how to get all the pussy, Don.
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Everett Bogue
Iain: Everett Bogue is starting to get to me.
Mike: I knew it was only a matter of time. Are you now aiming to become an $80 a day “superhuman”?
Iain: He’s so irritating!
Mike: Irritatingly awesome?
Iain: It’s like he almost gets it right every time. But not quite. And annoys me while he’s at it!
Mike: I think you should make love to him, Iain. Just get that animosity and frustration right out in one session of man-on-superhuman lovin’.
Iain: I don’t know that I’d be able to survive his super-human sex.
Mike: Only because you wouldn’t let yourself, Iain. Evolve into a superhuman like him. Throw off the chains of security and embrace yourself!
Iain: Okay. Selling my house, keeping
Mike: >wells up< I have never been as proud of you as I am at this moment.